Hello! I’m totally not sat at E3, but I am near a computer screen. As such I’m going to be providing commentary on the Microsoft conference as it happens. Join me will you, for hopefully irrelevant commentary and probably some snark on the biggest party of videogames since that time Master Chief vomited into the visor of his own helmet.

EDIT: Updates are currently in reverse order, with the earliest at the bottom of the page.

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