Beer Better Gamer
I have an alcohol problem – I’ve ran out and the shops haven’t opened yet. Debased, gaming’s intoxicating varnish begins to crack and peel. Patrician 3 – the rum-soaked naval-trading game – is naught but an exercise in navel-gazing without the unsteady waves of surreal unpredictability lent to a ‘Big in Germany’ game by a few quarts of ale. Let’s talk about boozed-up arithmetic engine fun times.